You've come to the "Big Woo Dot Com" website, but all you've found is some stupid vanity site some guy in Seattle put up.

What the heck?

As many know, The Big Woo is the colloquial name of Waponi Woo, literally "Little Island with Big Volcano", from the 1990 Meg Ryan / Tom Hanks romantic comedy Joe Versus the Volcano.

Why did I register the URL?   It's a long story, involving a college in-joke, unpermitted construction, and countless cans of cheap beer.

If you're looking for fan pages for Joe Versus the Vocano, well, really there's only one to reference:

                                       http://members.aol.com/waponi/index.htm

This fellow really, REALLY, loves that movie.   So do I, but this web-page really isn't about Joe, the Volcano, or the South Pacific.  It's about me, just me, all the time, everywhere.   Me, Me, Me.   It's what vanity pages are all about.